We started our museuming journey with a brat from a one woman wiener stand. I loved the Pergamon museum because if how it made me really understand the types of enormous spaces that existed in ancient times. Not just artifacts in a box. Alex did get yelled at in German for getting too comfortable with those extra large columns.

The best part of the Altes Museum was definitely the ancient erotica section. There was a flying penis with penis tail and of course its own penis. Those ancient Romans loved their erect genitalia. (for once the gift store didn’t have a replica, otherwise it would have made great gifts)

We did a 180 from the traditional museum and went over to this art house/famous piss covered squatters haven. Dozens of off the grid artists and craftsmen work here and sell their “art” for on the cheap to eager tourists.