While in a glass shop in rural Arkansas, we met this lonely woman who daily goes out and “shoots gators”. I responded with “o wow, how many alligators a week do you kill?” She smugly chuckled and said “I don’t kill them, I shoot them with my camera”.

I later practiced this skill with an escaped peacock at the over-manicured botanical garden Alex and I found ourselves wandering through. It only took 20 minutes of running in circles to shoot him goooood.